Off to Vegas, dolls!

Wish me luck! I'm doing a week at Bally's. What am I going to do, you query? Why dollcakes, I'm appearing onstage to a throng of my closest fans and I do promise a show like no other of its kind.
Stay tuned for my column in June, when I will let you know every last detail. The last time I appeared there...well, a foreign dignitary...I refuse to divulge his name...threatened to blow up the joint unless my engagement was extended. Claimed he was in love with me. Oy! Certainly glad he's been forced out of existence! Let's have a peaceful week, if you please: Bally's May 10 - 15.
Hasta!