It's one thing to go ape over someone, but when a fan sent me this photo (top) of a gorilla at the zoo carrying my photo, I didn't know whether to be flattered or frightened...I mean an ape is infatuated with me... or maybe he thinks I'm his cruel, mean boss woman and is picketing against me... down with Dona!! ... oy! I suppose it could be worse... it might be a cougar or a lion. As long as he doesn't try to look me up, it's OK...and I'm definitely keeping my hide away from the zoo...Anyway, the photo (second from top) of my friend's birthday bash with two male strippers really got me in the mood for May. Yes, it's the lusty month of May, dolls, so enjoy!What's the word around Hollywood? At the opening of God of Carnage @ the Ahmanson. Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie were sitting two rows in front of me and my friend Don, who was reviewing the show... talk about calcium deposits, I've never seen so many cheekbones at one time in my life. The pair probably want to do the film of Carnage...if they want it, they'll get it...talk about Hollywood clout...they'd certainly rake in the bucks at the box office...B & A were photographed as they escaped their fans by using the tunnel from backstage to the garage...What a life!
And weddings, dolls! LeAnn Rimes and Eddie Cibrion, Prince William... and a new show on cable - as if Bridezillas isn't enough - with that little diva wedding planner Tori Spelling and her hubby Dean McDermott. I don't know, my dears, but Dean looks mighty overpowered by Tori on this show, as she's calling most of the shots. He seems to be along for the ride! Remember when she showed more vulnerability and he was there to pick her up out of her doldrums? What do you think? Like their past shows better? Loved the bed and breakfast episodes, also the one where she reconciled with her mother Candy Spelling, but this new one might be headed straight to the flush zone! Let's do another gay wedding...now that one was cute and different. And where are their two adorable kids while they're doing all this so-called planning? Is Candy babysitting her grandkids? Hmmmm... what a laugh!
All these pretty couples thrown into the marriage bin...ugh! They'll find out! Live and learn! I leave you, my friends, with pleasing thoughts for May. Go see Burn the Floor @ the Pantages Theatre in Hollywood until May 8 and think LUST!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Hasta junio, munequitas! (I'm learning Spanish from Don. Couldn't resist trying it out and challenging you!)
Amor, pesetas y el tiempo para gozarlos!
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I am not political, but am shocked and appalled by people's rude behavior, especially by politicians who represent the people and then put only their own selfish attitudes into play. The picture that was circulated about President Obama's origins is obnoxious. Questioning his birth credentials has got to stop. It's really gotten out of control.
This photo, which appeared recently in most newspapers and via wire services, goes beyond racist.
My photo and comments at the beginning about our two-legged furry friends are used purely for comic effect, but this photo is unforgivable. Stand up and object!!