It's been far too long, dollcakes! I've missed each and every one of you - well, I have been having fun, so missing you or not, my time away has been VERY good!
Divorced again - yup! - I'm just not a one man woman, but things are looking up and I have a new beau - il s'appelle Robert, tres gentil et c'est un plaisir me coucher avec lui - if you don't understand French, tough tittie, I'm not going to translate for you.
Merry Christmas, Happy Chanukah, Quanzas and all that. Happy 2015! Keep your chin up and forge forward at all costs!
Oh, and buy my friend Don Grigware's book on amazon.com: Two Worlds Together, Donnelly's Greatest Christmas - it's so cute and adorable just like him.
|Mon Robert. C'est si bon, n'est-ce pas?|