Dear Diva Dona

I love your new column and would love to meet you personally. May I phone you at the number I saw on the lavatory wall of that hot joint in PS? My picture is below and I'm definitely worth it.
If interested,
contact me @
 lol
CH

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Dear CH,
Thanks, but no thanks! I'm not that kind of woman! I can see why you have been on all those magazine covers, though! Keep reading!
best,
Dona
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To My Readers,
See what I mean. Ah, the cost of fame and what one must go through living in sleezy, tawdry Hollyweird!
lol
Dona