Thursday, January 20, 2011

Every Diva's Dream: My Peasants Cry Out "Donita Lady Presidenta!"

I can't believe my eyes, dolls! My popularity is stretching across the globe. I'm being sought out to run for office in a foreign land. President? What about First Lady? I guess I'd need a hubbie for that, and after my last marriage to a foreign ...well, forget it! The honor still makes me pause a moment, though, just to consider the consequences of a grande lifestyle. Hmmmmmm...I'd still do my column of course, but I wonder what kind of celebs I would encounter there? By the looks of this frenzied lass, I'm the hottest gal on the map! Yippeee!!
Check back in February! My heart's all a twitter...no, not on Twitter... twitter!!

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